Does this sound like your child?

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Here's a wee taste. Who do you think this is?

 How to make a …

This will make a fun, intelligent and annoying boy which YOU will have to look after.

Ingredients:

32 teeth of smiles

72 crayons of creativity

12.6 miles of tramps

26 jumps of joy

34 revs of an engine

38 fingers of typing

14 mouths of strawberry juice

10 hours of sleep

1 Monday of ‘I don’t want to wake up’

Method:

Draw an orange mixing bowl on paper; this is where you will be mixing. First add 14 mouths of strawberry juice and let it melt; this will stop every thing from sticking. Grab the creativity and warm it to 34⁰ then mix until creamy and add. Take the 10 hours of sleep and sprinkle on a Sunday at 7:31 am exactly! Now bake the 1 Monday of ‘I don’t want to wake up’ on a Monday at 7:07 am in the sun and pour in. Steal 34 revs of a Bugatti Veyron Still warm from a drive and throw in. Add the teeth with peppermint and mix as madly as you can until it’s creamy and green.